OK. There isn't really a thirteenth day of Christmas. Most of us are pretty fed up with Christmas by 11am on Christmas Day. Booze and roast potatoes can stretch the pleasure until the early evening but by then, the whole festive season stagnates into a fug of familial tensions, sprout farts, futile scented candles and bloated apathy.
I've enjoyed writing the blog over the past year or so. I've had over 2000 hits even before the smut bombardment of posts over Christmas (3300 now!). I had hoped that it would have gone viral - that people all over the world would be trying to buy Vajingles for Christmas or waxing their bollocks to re-create the Newtons Cradle trick. It hasn't got viral - it had a bit of a sniffle so took itself off to bed. Once its cock was too sore to touch, it was back at work. Pretty much like most of us when we're off sick , I would guess.
I've been told that I've made some people laugh - this gives me enormous pleasure. Ideally, I'd have done it face to face and made you laugh beer through your nose. But remotely over the internet is the next best thing.
As I've enjoyed in and you both seem to have enjoyed it too, I'm going to step it up a bit in 2014.
My goal is to write a post for every day in February. 28 separate posts in 28 days. (It's not a sodding leap year is it?)
What I need from you is a topic. Simply send me an idea, an outline or even a single word and I'll do my best to embroider it with knob and bot gags. Leave it as a comment to this post, thanks. It will be anonymous unless you ask for me to tell / invent a story about you and your suggestion.
If there aren't enough suggestions, you're going to get a series of monologues about running Linux on a mainframe and as a special 'treat', I'll try to squeeze in as many long words as possible.
Thanks very much and have a cracking 2014.
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